- The Story So Far...
- Shred (El Capitan/Glorious Thinker) was fed up with current society. He felt the media only championed the bland, the mediocre and the vapid. Intelligence, individuality and imagination were shunned. He thought that because of this the media was turning the general public into a nation of weak willed, boring, unimaginative, dirty celeb obsessed, pop-loving proles.
Something had to be done and after watching two whole episodes of Count Duckula, most of Mysterious Cities Of Gold and both series of The Young Ones he realised he was the one to do it.
He gathered together 2 link-minded individuals (Treebee, and the mysterious and seldom seen Cyn - The Beast At The Heart Of The World) to form Evil Chopsticks and set about a plan to change society and stick it to The Man!
Evil Chopsticks have decided to release an album of rants, theories, propaganda, philosophy, teachings and downright loony stuff which they expects to blow open the minds of all who hear it.
The basic message of Evil Chopsticks' music is simple. Overthrow the media and the government and install Shred as leader to show us the way to a better future and if it doesn't all make sense, so much the better. Making sense is so bourgeois!
Of course revolutions are dangerous, both the actual fighting and the planning before hand as 'The Man' is always listening and always watching. Because of this Evil Chopsticks have constructed a secret hideout to create in away from prying eyes and to retreat to once the dangerous fighting begins, only to emerge from into a brave new world once the dust has settled and the people are ready to accept Shred as their new Paragon of Humanity...
..They call it THE FUTURE BUNKER!
Shred is well aware it may take time for the revolution to come and for enough people to hear his groups' message so in the meantime he means to also try to subvert pop culture in a more subtle manner by writing and recording radio plays. In due time these will also be documented on this site.
Until the time is right for Shred to lead I say to all who are willing to hear - Keep asking questions. Keep rejecting the bland, the vapid and the manufactured and dream of the FUTURE!