2018 - August 04th - 4th gig: Birthday Armageddon.
2017 - March 11th - 3rd gig: Broken Klare pardy. Specifically requested to play in support of Vs. The Tractor for a private party.
2016 - December 17th - Acoustic charity gig for The Rowan's Hospice. A video of the whole performance can be seen here
2016 - September 27th - Second gig announced: December 17th - see the tour page for more details.
2016 - August 6th - After much plotting and waiting, Evil Chopsticks leave The Future Bunker to play their first gig.
2012 - January 1st - Evil Chopsticks officially announce their existence to the World.
1981 - He-Man is launched
1979 - Shred is born
1975 - Sex Pistols form
1858 - Britain's first Symphony Orchestra is founded by Charles Hallé
1801 - Act of Union creates the United Kingdom - Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales) and Ireland were formally
joined under the Act of Union to create the United Kingdom
1789 - French Revolution begins
1745 Bonnie Prince Charlie lands in Scotland to claim the British throne (unsuccessful)
1721 - Sir Robert Walpole becomes the first 'Prime Minister' and is given 10 Downing Street
1707 - Act of Union - England and Scotland officially become one country - Great Britian
1689 - Bill of rights confirmed
1688 - William of Orange invades and is welcomed by England as he ursurps James II
1653 - Oliver Cromwell makes himself Lord Protector
1649 - Charles I executed
1642 - English Civil War begins
1455 - War of the Roses begins
1326 - Isabella invades England and overthrows King Edward II
1101 - Robert Duke of Normandy invades England (Unsuccessfully)
1066 - 25th December - William is crowned king of England
1066 - 14th October William defeats Harold at Hastings
1066 - 28th September - William of Normandy (William The Conqueror/William The Bastard) invades England
1066 - 25th September - King Harold II kills Harold Hardrada
1066 - September - Harold Hardrada (King of Norway) invades England
1066 - January - Edward The Confessor dies
1016 - Cnut of Denmark becomes King of the English
939 - Athelstan - First King of all England dies
886 - Alfred, King Of Wessex (Alfred The Great), agrees a treaty with Vikings to divide England
789 - First recorded Viking attack happens in Dorset
449 - Angles and Saxons arrive in south east England
211 - Emporer Septimius Severus dies at York (then known as Eboracum)
122 - Hadrian's Wall built
47 - Aulus Plautius invades Britain under the orders of Emperor Claudius
54 BC - Julius Caesar launches a full scale invasion of Britain (which fails)
55 BC - Julius Ceaser invades Britain with an expeditionary force and has to retreat in Winter.
330BC - Pytheas of Massilia (Marseilles) circumnavigates Britain
4000 BC - Communial burial begins to be practised (an early form of bunker)
6000 BC - Britain becomes seperated from mainland Europe.